1 00:00:56,224 --> 00:01:00,547 A LESSON OF LOVE 2 00:01:01,631 --> 00:01:05,990 A comedy for adults by Ingmar Bergman 3 00:01:05,995 --> 00:01:11,752 This comedy could have ended in tragedy, but it ended well. 4 00:01:12,169 --> 00:01:15,223 Neither the author nor the actresses are the teachers of this lesson, 5 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:21,643 more like life itself are its absurd twists and turns. 6 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:26,794 You can witness this lesson of love with an indulgent smile, 7 00:01:27,183 --> 00:01:33,814 since it is obvious that I passed that phase a long time ago. 8 00:01:34,014 --> 00:01:35,404 Or not? 9 00:02:21,899 --> 00:02:27,515 You are a disgrace. You are spoiled, gross and cynical. 10 00:02:29,198 --> 00:02:33,098 And you are a gynecologist? If never you have understood women. 11 00:02:33,368 --> 00:02:39,541 If I had the strength, I would laugh. You are so terribly naive. 12 00:02:42,093 --> 00:02:44,559 - So you don't want to marry me? - No. 13 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:47,396 - My God, what a storm. - They are the angels who cry. 14 00:02:47,508 --> 00:02:51,038 - The boys have a conscience. - Could be. 15 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:54,501 sadness and bad conscience are conjoined twins. 16 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:56,860 - Can I continue being your lover? - No, thanks. 17 00:02:57,003 --> 00:02:59,078 And stop giving thanks all the time! 18 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:03,592 - So we're done? - Yes. Thanks for everything. 19 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:07,897 - Do you want me to scream? - I know that my withdrawal is not elegant, 20 00:03:07,993 --> 00:03:12,866 but I'm not a passionate Superman. I'm just a tired, boring guy, 21 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:16,801 - with migraine. Could it be sadder? - Yes, you're getting old. 22 00:03:17,012 --> 00:03:23,179 It's true, I'm a little old... a little bit old... a little bit old. 23 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:27,970 Return to the compassionate embrace of your compassionate wife. 24 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,891 You will surely be waiting in the closet to be dusted. 25 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,607 The old pipe! 26 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:43,271 Nurse, accompany Mrs. Verin and let the next patient come by. 27 00:03:45,694 --> 00:03:48,290 - Get out! - Right now, nurse. 28 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:53,997 Goodbye, David. I feel sorry for you. He who is obliged to see women... 29 00:03:54,076 --> 00:03:58,057 from unusual angles, It ends up being a little special. 30 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:02,342 By the way, Where is the key to my house? 31 00:04:28,541 --> 00:04:31,603 You are sublime. �Pleasure! 32 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:40,262 - Following. - Next! 33 00:04:41,492 --> 00:04:46,566 Good morning. I have a problem Terrible, doctor, it doesn't let me sleep. 34 00:04:47,055 --> 00:04:51,004 I have to talk to you, you It revitalized my husband so much that time. 35 00:04:51,099 --> 00:04:55,738 I have so much confidence in you. Wow, look how it's raining. 36 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:01,111 My husband and I are thinking of returning to get married After 10 years together... 37 00:05:01,304 --> 00:05:05,895 and two children, we separated when I met a young man... 38 00:05:06,058 --> 00:05:09,494 that made me so happy, You understand me now. 39 00:05:09,814 --> 00:05:15,388 I was young, I was going to go to the army, then my husband came back... 40 00:05:15,475 --> 00:05:18,145 Yes, of course... Excuse me, excuse me... 41 00:05:25,578 --> 00:05:27,815 I have a life or death case. 42 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:32,970 - There are three patients waiting. - My life and my death! 43 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:34,762 Doctor, what can I do? 44 00:05:34,873 --> 00:05:38,334 A piece of advice. The double bed It is the death of love. 45 00:05:38,445 --> 00:05:44,191 - Wow, you are a... - No not at all. Goodbye! 46 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:51,861 - And I thought that the doctor... - Really? 47 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:59,827 If I were not a Christian woman, I'm sure he would say: To hell! 48 00:06:05,857 --> 00:06:09,326 Sam, you never have problems with women? 49 00:06:09,528 --> 00:06:13,347 - Not since I killed my girlfriend. - I don't mean that. 50 00:06:13,447 --> 00:06:18,865 Then your father, the old professor, I operated on my head. It was a gig... 51 00:06:18,964 --> 00:06:22,042 - A lobotomy. - Yes, maybe that was it. 52 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:25,922 And I am very grateful to you, I only lose control twice a year. 53 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:29,367 But then I'm like a salmon, I neither eat nor drink. 54 00:06:29,674 --> 00:06:33,132 - How practical. - It's the storm. 55 00:06:34,378 --> 00:06:36,169 There has to be something. 56 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:43,928 I'm going to sleep a little, I'm sleepy. And I'm a little old... 57 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:48,447 A little little little old... 58 00:06:55,009 --> 00:06:59,709 The first time he visited me was in spring. She seemed nervous, 59 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:03,273 but in a way which also made me nervous. 60 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:08,486 Your symptoms don't seem Very alarming, Mrs. Verin. 61 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,397 But we'll look at it anyway, to make sure. 62 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:18,203 - Undress behind the screen. - Do you think I'm beautiful? 63 00:07:19,282 --> 00:07:22,260 - How old is he? - Why do you ask? 64 00:07:22,353 --> 00:07:25,604 - I need it for my file. - I was born in '32. 65 00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:28,853 - 21 years old and already married? - Are you sorry? 66 00:07:29,152 --> 00:07:33,111 - Undress and stop chattering. -He has beautiful hands. 67 00:07:33,248 --> 00:07:36,675 - Thanks for the compliment - And a very sweet neck. 68 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:40,967 - Oh, yes? -How does it feel to see us naked? 69 00:07:41,079 --> 00:07:44,843 - I assure you it's not very fun. - I'm very afraid. 70 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:51,892 - Will you be good to me? - Stop talking and undress. 71 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:59,352 - I must confess something. - Confess something to me? 72 00:07:59,452 --> 00:08:02,905 - Yes, but you shouldn't get angry. - That depends. 73 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:06,143 - Then I don't dare. - Okay, I won't be angry. 74 00:08:08,943 --> 00:08:13,488 I don't have any problem... I lied. I wanted to see him. 75 00:08:13,588 --> 00:08:17,509 - See me? Why...? - I love you, Doctor Ernemann. 76 00:08:20,245 --> 00:08:25,503 I see... he's very kind. Dear Mrs. Verin... 77 00:08:26,961 --> 00:08:30,868 - I don't know what to say. - I saw him every day last summer. 78 00:08:31,198 --> 00:08:35,504 - In the field. You didn't see me. - I had enough work. 79 00:08:36,246 --> 00:08:41,678 He worked, leaning over his desk every day until half past three. 80 00:08:41,878 --> 00:08:45,405 Then I had tea with three cookies with butter. 81 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:49,098 Then he went swimming, every day, in any weather. 82 00:08:50,527 --> 00:08:53,599 - Did you see all that? - I was already in love with you. 83 00:08:53,906 --> 00:08:57,624 - Sure... - I had fantasies about you. 84 00:08:58,075 --> 00:09:01,112 - I'm just a little girl. -She is married. 85 00:09:01,412 --> 00:09:06,532 - With that damn bore! - Please leave. I don't feel like it. 86 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:09,928 - Don't kick me out. - I must do it, for several reasons. 87 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:15,113 - Do you love your wife? - Yes, and that is none of your business. 88 00:09:15,326 --> 00:09:16,616 Go now. 89 00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:23,382 - You don't love her. - Mrs. Verin, you are very cute, 90 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,359 one could even say attractive. I do not remain indifferent to your attention. 91 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:33,165 What man could? I am at least Just as boring as her husband. 92 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:37,614 I have certain principles regarding to marriage and fidelity. 93 00:09:38,238 --> 00:09:44,686 - And more like that. - It's adorable when he scolds me. 94 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:49,043 I have a wife extremely attractive one that I have loved since... 95 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:53,451 ...let's see, 15... 16 years old in October. I have never been unfaithful to him. 96 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:57,712 What was the name of that beautiful woman? that tied your boat to its dock? 97 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:01,570 -She was a friend of my wife. - Really? 98 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:06,710 That's why I tried to kiss her in the light of the moon when his wife was gone? 99 00:10:07,772 --> 00:10:11,104 - I cried all night! - Please, no tears here. 100 00:10:14,487 --> 00:10:17,135 Now he's going to kiss me and I will go. 101 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,839 - I have no desire to kiss her. - What a liar you are. 102 00:10:22,112 --> 00:10:26,360 He has an immense desire to kiss me, and that's not all... 103 00:10:28,435 --> 00:10:32,390 That's totally ridiculous, miss! 104 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:37,502 -And I have to protest! - He looks like a representative of the UN. 105 00:10:37,598 --> 00:10:40,561 - I'm fighting for my life. - Am I that dangerous? 106 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,582 If I had an affair with you, Mrs. Verin, 107 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,089 a reaction would follow in a really terrible chain... 108 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:52,111 - for a moment of unconsciousness. - Nobody has to know. 109 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:58,084 I prefer my simple life with my small problems and joys. 110 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:02,948 I prefer my slippers and the fire friendly indifferent, 111 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:07,145 to her perfumed body. A totally different form of fire, 112 00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:13,895 which is more dangerous and burns all that what we call home, children and decency... 113 00:11:14,095 --> 00:11:17,049 and that leads to absolutely nothing... 114 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:23,217 Go away, Susanne. Go away and leave me alone. 115 00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:28,121 - He loves me. - No, I don't love her. 116 00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:34,074 But I want to touch her, let her fire erase my own laziness and boredom, 117 00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:38,586 let it hide the residue from day to day gray day that accumulates in my brain... 118 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,745 and I can't bother to remove. 119 00:11:41,686 --> 00:11:45,755 Has it been banal, stupid and ridiculous? 120 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:52,133 Don't talk anymore, just kiss me. 121 00:11:55,618 --> 00:12:01,773 No, no, no... It's my right indisputably being a bore. 122 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:05,808 I see that my previous attempts They have been disastrous, I don't want to anymore. 123 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:10,417 - Think of it as something fun! -Of course I think it's fun! 124 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:14,923 - I'm crazy with desire, who denies it? - I'm still waiting. 125 00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:19,656 I turned down a brilliant offer. Should I be ashamed? 126 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,325 - My wife has been there for 15 years... - 16 in October. 127 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:26,313 - Fidelity only exists by being faithful. - I'm sure he's unfaithful. 128 00:12:26,409 --> 00:12:32,173 Infidelity is an invention of the moralists and the gossips. 129 00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:37,485 If I'm going to be unfaithful, it has to be without regrets and without fear. 130 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,621 If everything goes to hell, You will be my best companion. 131 00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:45,975 Men need reasons to everything, even to jump into bed. 132 00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:51,844 Do you think I didn't see her last summer? I saw her every day. 133 00:12:52,244 --> 00:12:57,380 I carried his smell with me, I dreamed with you, I was trying to reach her. 134 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:03,476 - It was summer in person. - He is becoming a poet... 135 00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:07,029 Isn't it ridiculous? 136 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:21,219 He has three patients waiting. 137 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:29,178 I don't believe that man was created First, it is clear that it was the woman. 138 00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:34,293 - A Saturday morning. - Sunny, he was in a good mood. 139 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:38,818 Woman was created from the earth with a bit of eternity in his nostrils. 140 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:43,219 But she got angry because she didn't have no one to go out with. 141 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:47,835 Then God created man, right after dinner, in a yawn. 142 00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:52,848 I used the same mold, but like the man He was for company, he didn't make an effort. 143 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:57,840 - What about the rib? - Maybe he slipped down. 144 00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:03,005 - What if the Lord were a woman? - Women, Sam, 145 00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:06,813 They are life itself, with its pleasures and diabolical tortures. 146 00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:10,811 There it is, it confuses you and it gives you a headache. 147 00:14:11,212 --> 00:14:15,039 - It's the glands boiling. - Yes, it's good. 148 00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:19,359 Susanne was strong... strong of... 149 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:23,657 -Who? - Nobody, I was just talking. 150 00:14:25,329 --> 00:14:27,458 That summer with Susanne. 151 00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:32,164 In the end you forget the bitterness and hurtful words. 152 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:38,151 It is the delicate memories that what remains Yes, that was a summer... 153 00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:47,322 The water is warm, Shall we bathe? 154 00:14:47,894 --> 00:14:51,899 - We've already taken a bath. - Of course, I had forgotten. 155 00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:55,788 I see one, two, three... four stars. 156 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:59,288 - Are you sleepy? - Yes, and you? 157 00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:03,004 - Me too. - We have sailed, fished, swam, 158 00:15:03,326 --> 00:15:06,774 - slept, eaten, discussed. - Stuck. 159 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:12,345 - It was you. We have celebrated summer. - What a summer... 160 00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:17,907 - Now I'm full. - I don't. I am insatiable. 161 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:23,961 - Men cannot vegetate. - You can't vegetate. 162 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:29,286 - No. I also want to investigate something. - It's so unimportant. 163 00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:34,947 - A pattern as banal as it is interesting. - What pattern? 164 00:15:35,155 --> 00:15:39,261 - Hunger, eating, satisfaction. - And then? 165 00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:41,240 The tedium... 166 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,997 - You've gotten tired of me. - I didn't mean that. 167 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:50,341 Yes, it is exactly what you wanted to say. 168 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,817 - Don't try to sneak away. - And you? 169 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:58,710 The more I relax, The lazier I become. 170 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:04,617 - So you're tired of me? - You make me so tired that I could spit on you. 171 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:09,388 But you're under my skin, on my fingertips, 172 00:16:09,853 --> 00:16:13,499 - throbs in my temples. - I'm some kind of poison. 173 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:18,241 Call it what you want. �Why� Do you always take my pipe? Give it to me. 174 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:21,843 You spit inside. 175 00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:27,973 - I could cut your throat. - I will teach you to be quick. 176 00:16:28,313 --> 00:16:32,437 I'll put your head on my desk with light bulbs in their eyes. 177 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,246 - A boat is coming. - Are you in a hurry? 178 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:41,617 - Not much... -Then you can swim home! 179 00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:45,300 - Goodbye! - That damned scoundrel! 180 00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:48,530 - Do you know him? - Know him? He is my husband. 181 00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:55,064 - That's our train. - Will we manage to get there? 182 00:16:55,193 --> 00:16:58,749 - I mean alive. - Me too. Next stop Mj�lby! 183 00:17:04,159 --> 00:17:07,174 Do exactly what it says in this list. 184 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:12,166 We meet in Havnegade in Copenhagen at 1. And sober! 185 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:16,931 - Obviously. - It's not that obvious... Goodbye. 186 00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:26,663 Passengers for the 2:45 p.m. express towards Malm�, 187 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:30,167 please get on the train. Close the doors. 188 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:33,614 Please get on the train. Close the doors. 189 00:17:56,128 --> 00:17:58,891 - Is this place busy? - He's free. 190 00:18:02,844 --> 00:18:06,284 Do you mind if I sit here? I don't like the current. 191 00:18:06,682 --> 00:18:08,010 Of course not. 192 00:18:11,728 --> 00:18:14,076 Very kind. 193 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,511 - The weather is terrible. - Yes, it's raining. 194 00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:26,002 - I'm going by car, but it's in the workshop. - Really? What a shame. 195 00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:31,533 On the contrary, the train is more fun. You can meet nice people... 196 00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:33,225 And beautiful women... 197 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:53,179 What a black book! Surely that modern literature. 198 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:57,026 - You could say. - Can I ask what his name is? 199 00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:02,651 "Introductory study of arterial circulation in the uterus... 200 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:06,975 "and the secondary sexual glands, including disorders." 201 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:11,929 - Do you have... photos? - Yes, but they are not very entertaining. 202 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:17,133 �Some of you, Gentlemen, do you have a fire? 203 00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,218 - This one always works... - Thank you. 204 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:42,731 What a woman! What a posture, what a walk, what a bust and so on... 205 00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:46,665 - She doesn't seem totally disinterested. - Why? 206 00:19:46,783 --> 00:19:50,222 For me. I know women, goes to Copenhagen. 207 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:55,055 - Really? - Why not try an adventure? 208 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:58,290 - Can. - Unless someone arrives first. 209 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:02,527 - You can try! - That's what I wanted. I'm going to the hallway. 210 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:05,619 -Won't he be sad if I leave him alone? - On the contrary. 211 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:10,523 Shall we bet 10 crowns? Because I kissed her before Trans. 212 00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:16,762 - Deal done. - Goodbye. 213 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,332 Tickets, please. 214 00:21:03,754 --> 00:21:07,283 For Pelle's dad. I made it myself. 215 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:20,904 For Nix's dad on my 15th birthday. 216 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,347 My wife and children had a house summer near Helsingborg. 217 00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:45,803 I was on my way to visit them. He was on time and driving slowly. 218 00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:48,881 Suddenly I saw Nix and Tax. 219 00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:55,467 - Hello, Nix, are you outside with this wind? - Hello, dad! 220 00:21:55,667 --> 00:22:00,380 - Come in, I'll take you. - You can take me part of the way. 221 00:22:04,985 --> 00:22:08,335 Tax, I almost forgot you. 222 00:22:11,114 --> 00:22:16,014 - Where am I taking you? - To the city, thank you. 223 00:22:18,274 --> 00:22:23,184 Hey, Nix, do you want us to take a chocolate with cream? 224 00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:26,354 Or a large ice cream. Do you have time? 225 00:22:26,656 --> 00:22:29,683 - I always have time for you. - Do you have it? 226 00:22:39,086 --> 00:22:42,090 Have some water, Tax. 227 00:22:51,432 --> 00:22:55,012 �You can operate on a woman and turn her into a man? 228 00:22:55,212 --> 00:22:58,622 - I don't believe it. - The newspapers say it can be done. 229 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:02,007 - How curious. - I would like to have surgery. 230 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:05,621 - To you? - I'm tired of being a woman. 231 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,782 - How sad. - Look at mom. 232 00:23:08,867 --> 00:23:11,979 - Are you that unhappy? - Of depending on a man. 233 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:15,977 - Financially you say? - You know very well what I'm saying. 234 00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:20,531 Poor Tax, my only friend in the world and you're already tired. 235 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:25,073 - And we still have so much way to go. - Way? What do you mean? 236 00:23:25,217 --> 00:23:28,701 - None of your business. - Sit down so we can talk. 237 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,548 - Tell me what you plan. - Tax and I are gone. 238 00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:41,802 Gone? From home? What do you mean? 239 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,858 It's simple. I can't hold on the atmosphere at home. 240 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:48,704 - Weren't you having a good time? - Good time! 241 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:53,345 Don't be so exaggerated, Nix. Father and daughter should be able to talk. 242 00:23:53,705 --> 00:23:57,306 - Have you seen my hands, dad? - Nice hands to work with. 243 00:23:57,565 --> 00:24:00,549 I have to do something with them, create something. 244 00:24:00,836 --> 00:24:04,112 I can't just read magazines and think about love. 245 00:24:04,423 --> 00:24:06,482 My best friend Eva... 246 00:24:07,534 --> 00:24:13,138 Is that why you left? You are not the only one person in the world with problems. 247 00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,502 Language exists to that we can communicate. 248 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:20,961 Try to see me as another person, even if it's your father. 249 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:23,978 - Anyway, you wouldn't understand me. - Why not? 250 00:24:25,278 --> 00:24:26,832 You are too naive. 251 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:33,905 Yes, I know my world It's really limited. 252 00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:42,145 I'm sorry if I hurt you. 253 00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:47,828 I have an idea, Jaqueline. Let's spend the day together. 254 00:24:48,427 --> 00:24:51,830 - You don't have time. - I will. Do you know what we will do? 255 00:24:51,941 --> 00:24:56,888 - No. - Let's go to Uncle Axel's pottery. 256 00:25:07,698 --> 00:25:12,613 It's so nice to see you here. You should come more often. Cheers! 257 00:25:12,995 --> 00:25:15,384 - Cheers, Nix. -Nix? 258 00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:23,399 Are you and mom going to get divorced? 259 00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:29,301 - I don't know, Nix. - Mom is very nervous. 260 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:34,072 It is not healthy for a woman mature to live without a man. 261 00:25:35,392 --> 00:25:39,953 How disgusting! Poor all women. 262 00:25:42,567 --> 00:25:47,182 - Did you leave for that? - It's love that's so disgusting. 263 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:53,049 So stupid. I never want to love to nobody. At least to no man. 264 00:26:58,603 --> 00:27:03,399 Do you remember Eva, my best friend? We have always supported each other. 265 00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:05,634 And we've really supported each other. 266 00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:12,117 I was going to come this summer and I was very happy We were going swimming and... 267 00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:18,119 build a tree house. She came a few days ago and she was already changed. 268 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:22,613 She had become stupid lady who puts on makeup and wears curlers. 269 00:27:22,962 --> 00:27:26,398 On the beach he wiggled and moved her butt in a swimsuit... 270 00:27:26,517 --> 00:27:31,745 too small. She looked like a fool with her huge butt. 271 00:27:33,138 --> 00:27:36,651 And everything that I proposed It seemed silly to him. 272 00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:40,523 �It was a girl completely different! 273 00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:45,939 Then she fell in love with a stupid which I wouldn't even sneeze on. 274 00:27:46,035 --> 00:27:49,696 -When mom went to Copenhagen... - Sorry, Nix. Do you go there a lot? 275 00:27:49,821 --> 00:27:55,453 Several times a week. Eva wanted be alone with him to make out. 276 00:27:55,869 --> 00:28:01,102 And later he told me everything what they had done. It's disgusting! 277 00:28:03,711 --> 00:28:05,291 So not anymore Did you hold it in longer? 278 00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:08,675 I hate mom, Eva and her love games. 279 00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:11,836 They are like cows or chickens, or what do I know... 280 00:28:12,137 --> 00:28:15,741 "You say mom has it too, How do you say, a "love game"? 281 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:17,427 Yes, of course... 282 00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:24,445 - Do you know who he's meeting? - Yes. He is quite friendly and harmless. 283 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,557 - Sometimes he has dinner with us. -Who is it? 284 00:28:27,761 --> 00:28:30,993 - Carl-Adam, of course. - You mean Carl-Adam? 285 00:28:31,323 --> 00:28:35,551 -There is nothing strange about Carl-Adam. -The sculptor? From Copenhagen? 286 00:28:36,103 --> 00:28:39,361 - Damn! - What's wrong? 287 00:28:39,461 --> 00:28:41,434 I see... 288 00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:45,045 It's natural that mom has a lover when you have one. 289 00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:48,927 - Do you think so, Nix? - Wow, you seem surprised! 290 00:28:51,803 --> 00:28:55,716 - So you want to live your own life? - Yes, you have to be yourself. 291 00:28:56,891 --> 00:29:02,688 No matter how much you try to be yourself, You discover that you are many others. 292 00:29:02,896 --> 00:29:05,623 - It seems terrible to me. - It's not that terrible. 293 00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:09,725 When life is good, it seems It's all great teamwork. 294 00:29:09,822 --> 00:29:15,855 - But love is stupid. - Neither love nor eroticism are stupid. 295 00:29:16,311 --> 00:29:20,207 But exploit eroticism It's an ape task. 296 00:29:20,382 --> 00:29:26,175 - And you are an ape. - Yes, it can be. 297 00:29:29,941 --> 00:29:32,193 Dad, do you reject yourself? 298 00:29:33,788 --> 00:29:36,989 Yes, Nix, I reject myself. 299 00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:41,891 It seems to me that everything It is infinitely indifferent. 300 00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:48,817 Then you are also indifferent What happens with mom, Pelle and me. 301 00:29:49,945 --> 00:29:54,016 No, not anymore. It's the only thing that matters to me. 302 00:29:58,705 --> 00:30:03,566 We are going to close the store, Stina is waiting with dinner. 303 00:30:19,268 --> 00:30:23,426 - I would like to stay here. - We've already fixed it. 304 00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:27,075 You can be an apprentice here and stay with your uncles. 305 00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:30,506 - You can stay too. - I don't have time. 306 00:30:33,275 --> 00:30:37,131 - Is Susanne pretty? -She's very pretty. 307 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:44,252 We will stay here until let it dawn, okay? 308 00:30:44,452 --> 00:30:49,141 - With great pleasure. - I can't sleep in the moonlight. 309 00:30:53,237 --> 00:30:56,131 Nix, are you cold? 310 00:30:58,632 --> 00:31:00,070 Did you hear me, Nix? 311 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:35,101 I have heard that it goes to travel to Copenhagen. 312 00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:37,990 That's right. 313 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,859 Do you travel a lot to Copenhagen? 314 00:31:59,696 --> 00:32:02,336 - Depends. - Do you have a job there? 315 00:32:03,082 --> 00:32:08,437 - No, I just relax. - There are a lot of nice people there. 316 00:32:10,005 --> 00:32:14,038 - It's hot. Shall we open a window? - Clear. 317 00:32:24,803 --> 00:32:27,022 - Something got in my eye. - It's very unpleasant. 318 00:32:27,134 --> 00:32:30,890 I'm a doctor, maybe I can help you. Let's see... 319 00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:42,805 - Ah. Over there nearby. - Ah? 320 00:32:49,605 --> 00:32:53,727 - He really has skillful hands. - They are just as skillful as my feet. 321 00:32:56,236 --> 00:32:59,038 Look, here it is. It's okay now, right? 322 00:33:03,494 --> 00:33:08,517 Sometimes I have thought about the immense power that a gynecologist has over... 323 00:33:08,726 --> 00:33:11,177 our hearts and trust. 324 00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:14,748 Isn't it difficult to control yourself sometimes? 325 00:33:14,873 --> 00:33:19,643 -Sometimes you lose your mind. - Isn't it difficult to walk like this, without a head? 326 00:33:20,011 --> 00:33:24,368 - Sometimes it's relaxing. - Does your wife also think it's like that? 327 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,369 She also loses her mind when he can. In his way. 328 00:33:27,734 --> 00:33:31,326 - What an ideal marriage. - Marriages need some pain. 329 00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:33,804 - If not, they end up dying. - Does your wife think the same? 330 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:36,288 - I don't think so - I don't think so either. 331 00:33:36,491 --> 00:33:38,475 The marital bed It is the tomb of love. 332 00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:41,436 - That's terribly banal. - Yes, right? 333 00:33:41,867 --> 00:33:46,481 "He is sure that his wife will always Do you like to feel like a wife? 334 00:33:47,121 --> 00:33:51,649 - All women love marriage. - How naive... 335 00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:56,644 You are the third. The third in calling me naive in a very short time. 336 00:33:56,799 --> 00:34:00,553 He is very naive if he does not see that a woman doesn't want to feel... 337 00:34:00,687 --> 00:34:04,073 like a wife, but like a woman. 338 00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:08,542 - And how does that work? - Man has to discover that. 339 00:34:09,227 --> 00:34:12,299 - A complete job for millionaires. - A hobby... 340 00:34:12,607 --> 00:34:15,958 - for men. Shall we close? - I'm not a man anymore. 341 00:34:16,069 --> 00:34:19,778 - My dear doctor, have I hurt you? - I know the arguments. 342 00:34:20,115 --> 00:34:24,825 Men never mature, We don't gestate, but we play with weapons. 343 00:34:25,103 --> 00:34:30,755 Apart from reproduction, a man It is an insignificant factor in the world. 344 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:34,448 - Now he's really grumpy. - Not at all. 345 00:34:35,172 --> 00:34:41,073 It is very beautiful, extremely witty, a representative of her sex. 346 00:34:41,273 --> 00:34:46,002 I admit my inferiority without resentment, I can only add that... 347 00:34:46,892 --> 00:34:52,750 I love her. I've always loved her. I will always love her. 348 00:34:57,194 --> 00:35:01,148 Stop there. Don't think it will be easier for you... 349 00:35:01,283 --> 00:35:04,136 than for the man I bet with. 350 00:35:04,326 --> 00:35:08,439 Easy money, since I know its purity It is as immovable as Everest. 351 00:35:08,582 --> 00:35:13,558 What do you mean by purity? The nature of women is impure. 352 00:35:13,729 --> 00:35:18,384 Men are the ones who have invented the immaculate conception with the Lord. 353 00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:21,700 - And virginity, purity, chastity and innocence. - Amen! 354 00:35:21,779 --> 00:35:26,584 No, it's not amen at all. a man You can be as lewd as you want... 355 00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:30,923 and it will be a "macho" in your stupid language of men. 356 00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:33,745 But if a woman He has energy in his body... 357 00:35:33,815 --> 00:35:36,024 and the desire to use it, is a bitch. 358 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:39,256 - Do you have a cigarette? - I only have my pipe. 359 00:35:39,581 --> 00:35:44,371 - I'll go to the restaurant car. - Allow me, I'll be right back. 360 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:48,510 I take it you'll want Turkish cigarettes, as always. 361 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:55,004 - I see you remember that. - Not only that, my beloved wife. 362 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:13,992 Madam, excuse my behavior. You are a lady, I am a brute. 363 00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:18,466 If I wanted to go back to the conversation will be next to you. 364 00:36:25,493 --> 00:36:29,472 - Is he still on the train? - Yes. 365 00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:34,200 - It was better to leave the field. - That lady is a lady. 366 00:36:34,336 --> 00:36:38,366 - I'm not so sure. Shall we bet? - No, thanks. 367 00:36:38,477 --> 00:36:43,895 He didn't understand me. Let's say 10 crowns if I kiss her before �mhult. 368 00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,673 - You? - Correct. Well? 369 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,627 Okay. 370 00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:02,651 - I will also buy matches. - Don't lose weight from walking around. 371 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,635 - My pleasure, ma'am. - When did you become a gentleman? 372 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:07,642 Today I have a good day. 373 00:37:12,684 --> 00:37:18,365 Or no, it's not that simple. Do you believe that the fruit will fall into your hands. 374 00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:22,875 In that case it will be a very �cide, I assure you. 375 00:37:23,219 --> 00:37:26,204 There are some things that I don't forget easily. 376 00:37:39,086 --> 00:37:43,137 - Are you being unfaithful to me, David? - Excuse me? 377 00:37:43,741 --> 00:37:45,626 You already heard me. 378 00:37:53,293 --> 00:37:56,918 - Our marriage was peaceful. - Too quiet. 379 00:37:57,252 --> 00:38:01,041 -He died in good health. - You're making word games. 380 00:38:01,175 --> 00:38:07,124 I'm just describing us. Happiness paralyzes in the long term. 381 00:38:07,474 --> 00:38:10,729 You defend yourself, but you end up drowning in it. 382 00:38:11,645 --> 00:38:15,599 Sometimes I would like to slap you. You talk like a spoiled child. 383 00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:18,302 -And you make terrible accusations. -David... 384 00:38:19,803 --> 00:38:23,132 If you're honest with me, everything can turn out well. 385 00:38:23,489 --> 00:38:26,920 But if you lie and avoid the issue, there is nothing left to do. 386 00:38:27,035 --> 00:38:31,114 I'm not going to accept an interrogation, I have nothing to blame myself for. 387 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:36,924 Please go home. And tell your informants to shut up. 388 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,937 It's late and we're both tired. Shall we eat something? 389 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:50,374 Sorry, Marianne, I don't have time. I see, you don't have time. 390 00:38:50,642 --> 00:38:55,511 Reserve a room. Hotel Havsvik. Saturday. Sunday. 391 00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:06,881 And tomorrow? "We can't catch the car and go away for the weekend? 392 00:39:07,285 --> 00:39:11,881 I'm going to Uppsala for the conference Professor Franz�n's monthly. 393 00:39:12,247 --> 00:39:16,911 - You already know. - Ah, yes, Professor Franz�n. 394 00:39:29,056 --> 00:39:32,882 - You look tired, my friend. - Yes. 395 00:39:32,986 --> 00:39:37,669 I can't afford to work like I would like. I can't, I don't have time... 396 00:39:38,526 --> 00:39:41,103 - Nothing. -David, 397 00:39:42,154 --> 00:39:47,071 if only you didn't lie to me It would be much easier for both of us. 398 00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:51,416 Leave before I lose my cool. 399 00:39:51,604 --> 00:39:55,772 I can balance almost all situations, but sometimes... 400 00:39:56,085 --> 00:39:58,191 there are limits. 401 00:39:59,847 --> 00:40:05,561 You should fix your glasses, one of the pins is breaking. 402 00:40:45,803 --> 00:40:49,604 Excuse me for a moment... Really? 403 00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:02,075 Excuse me... 404 00:41:07,157 --> 00:41:09,830 Dr. Ernemann and wife. 405 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:17,625 Excuse me for a moment. 406 00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:22,319 - Help me. - Hey, hello! 407 00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:26,056 What does it do? Come back here! 408 00:41:37,013 --> 00:41:38,490 �Come in! 409 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:50,571 Had they asked for you, lady, gentleman? Good morning! 410 00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:57,439 You don't seem very compassionate. Do you want to argue? 411 00:42:01,213 --> 00:42:05,678 I have to admit that I am irritated for your sudden trip to Copenhagen. 412 00:42:06,678 --> 00:42:09,641 �I am not free to use the State Railway Network? 413 00:42:10,598 --> 00:42:14,867 - You're spying on me. - I want you to come back, that is my pain. 414 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:19,221 - Too late. - There are infinite reasons to continue. 415 00:42:19,565 --> 00:42:24,380 There are infinite reasons to end this parody of marriage. 416 00:42:24,862 --> 00:42:29,897 -Carl-Adam of all people? - I see that it hurts you. And to your vanity. 417 00:42:30,076 --> 00:42:33,352 You accuse me of being naive. But what is Carl-Adam? 418 00:42:33,565 --> 00:42:36,643 The adult man It's unusual, David, 419 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:40,025 so a woman chooses the child that best suits you. 420 00:42:40,128 --> 00:42:42,463 - A child with genitals? - You should be ashamed! 421 00:42:43,174 --> 00:42:47,962 Furthermore, Carl-Adam has changed in recent years. Yes! 422 00:42:48,162 --> 00:42:52,893 And he has been very good to me during this difficult time. 423 00:42:54,059 --> 00:42:57,645 - And now you are going to get married? - Maybe we do. 424 00:42:58,271 --> 00:43:01,349 For God's sake, Carl-Adam is going to be the father of my children. 425 00:43:01,442 --> 00:43:05,476 - It will be better than you have been. - That big drunk. 426 00:43:05,612 --> 00:43:09,141 He hasn't had a drop since that we saw each other in spring. 427 00:43:10,185 --> 00:43:14,498 - God of heaven. My God! - First dinner shift. 428 00:43:14,609 --> 00:43:17,801 - Oh, God. - Stop now. 429 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:22,603 - There is nothing to add. - Give me another chance. 430 00:43:23,824 --> 00:43:28,913 No. You are naive, immature, egocentric, 431 00:43:29,036 --> 00:43:34,205 evil, fickle and inconsiderate. You are incompetent in marriage. 432 00:43:34,392 --> 00:43:37,809 You are spoiled, you are lazy and simple. 433 00:43:38,088 --> 00:43:41,203 - I'm not damn lazy! - Family bum. 434 00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:50,430 Marianne, we are getting old. 435 00:43:51,177 --> 00:43:54,319 Be good and speak for yourself. 436 00:43:54,705 --> 00:44:00,967 - We have our children. - And you have really abandoned them. 437 00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:04,236 - Our common past. - That has happened irrevocably. 438 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:08,753 - If you interrupt me... - You are using tired arguments. 439 00:44:10,763 --> 00:44:15,195 At first it was just you and me. A company for the future. 440 00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:18,623 - A bankrupt company. - We will form a new one. 441 00:44:18,729 --> 00:44:22,251 Our painful experiences They can be our initial capital. 442 00:44:24,235 --> 00:44:28,417 Sometimes I wonder if I have ever loved you. 443 00:44:28,949 --> 00:44:32,619 - And that is very unfortunate. - Beloved? Of course... 444 00:44:32,745 --> 00:44:36,824 Well... Deep down, what is love? 445 00:44:37,024 --> 00:44:40,993 A forced grimace that ends in a yawn. 446 00:44:41,127 --> 00:44:45,729 - That's very cynical. - Your own words, dear David. 447 00:44:45,866 --> 00:44:49,295 Trash. Childish nonsense. 448 00:44:50,095 --> 00:44:53,567 I don't want us to waste a single day, not a single night, not a single hour. 449 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:59,103 Give me your heart back and I will treat it like a sacred relic. 450 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,741 We will never look back, we will never fall in sadness and melancholy. 451 00:45:04,084 --> 00:45:07,593 Marianne, my beloved... 452 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:10,594 Can I kiss you? 453 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:32,066 I have heard you bet with the representative a moment ago. 454 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:37,529 Kiss me and we will win ten crowns. But I want half. 455 00:46:01,034 --> 00:46:02,811 You are very twisted... 456 00:46:04,363 --> 00:46:05,889 I didn't want... 457 00:46:13,197 --> 00:46:18,347 My God! I've almost lost confidence in myself. How has he done it? 458 00:46:18,544 --> 00:46:22,221 - My irresistible attraction. - Sure... 459 00:46:22,690 --> 00:46:26,411 I have noticed that they are on the rise now small and thin men. 460 00:46:26,903 --> 00:46:30,313 - Here are your ten crowns. - Keep them. Buy your wife flowers. 461 00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:32,071 Poor woman! 462 00:46:36,036 --> 00:46:41,304 -Marianne... - Don't get your hopes up for a kiss. 463 00:46:41,504 --> 00:46:45,619 I remain firm in my decision. Never, never again... 464 00:46:45,738 --> 00:46:49,990 - Never again what? - I don't know, but never again! 465 00:46:52,094 --> 00:46:55,682 - Shall we eat something? - No, thanks. 466 00:46:56,267 --> 00:46:59,314 �A little bit of Chateaubriand and a glass of wine...? 467 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,922 - Stop trying. - You once told me that you loved me. 468 00:47:06,122 --> 00:47:09,225 - Do you remember? - The natural stage. 469 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,529 - You were going to marry Carl-Adam. - I told you to stop trying. 470 00:47:13,659 --> 00:47:17,045 I am not seductive, gentleman. 471 00:47:17,621 --> 00:47:20,768 15 years ago. Spring in Copenhagen. 472 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:24,692 �we were like the three musketeers. Marianne, Carl-Adam and me. 473 00:47:24,921 --> 00:47:30,341 To general surprise, he asked her marriage. She accepted, amazed. 474 00:47:30,968 --> 00:47:33,402 So we wait for the bride... 475 00:47:33,679 --> 00:47:38,832 David, something must have happened, I risk my soul. Excuse me, Father. 476 00:47:41,230 --> 00:47:45,084 - Sorry, I'm very nervous. - It is not unusual for the bride to be late. 477 00:47:45,217 --> 00:47:49,240 - Do you believe? - You have to think about many things. 478 00:47:49,613 --> 00:47:54,123 You have to reflect, connect the dots from the past, say goodbye to your virginity. 479 00:47:54,435 --> 00:47:57,932 Shut up, don't you see that I Are you trying to console? 480 00:47:58,038 --> 00:48:02,494 Let's wait a little longer, okay? I'm sorry, Father, I'm sorry. 481 00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:07,952 David, my only friend, Can't you take the car and pick her up? 482 00:48:08,132 --> 00:48:13,219 Comfort her if she is sad. you know that you have a very relaxing influence. 483 00:48:13,764 --> 00:48:17,053 Marianne is giving a very important step today. 484 00:48:17,684 --> 00:48:21,614 Personally I don't feel well at all. Hurry up and we will wait for you. 485 00:49:29,407 --> 00:49:31,897 I don't want to marry Carl-Adam. 486 00:49:34,537 --> 00:49:37,983 I don't want to marry Carl-Adam! 487 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:44,120 What are you saying? The wedding has already started. 488 00:49:44,321 --> 00:49:48,209 - We can't... The priest! - I want to die! 489 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:53,305 - I want to die. - Can I do something for you? 490 00:49:55,109 --> 00:49:59,142 I don't want to marry Carl-Adam! 491 00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,969 But why? Why? 492 00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:10,693 - I don't want it. - Isn't it a little late to say that? 493 00:50:10,884 --> 00:50:16,606 - If you're going to scold me, you can leave. - Carl-Adam loves you. 494 00:50:16,915 --> 00:50:21,254 - Can't I be tired of him? - Don't talk like that about our friend! 495 00:50:21,603 --> 00:50:26,222 - You are just as stupid. - I don't understand anything. 496 00:50:27,742 --> 00:50:31,115 But I suspect there is something What do you want me to understand? 497 00:50:35,283 --> 00:50:39,640 Do you remember that one? sunny winter morning? 498 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,855 �When I was posing for Carl-Adam... 499 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,088 and you came with a puppy? 500 00:50:46,389 --> 00:50:50,913 - What's up with that? - Do you remember how you looked at me? 501 00:50:52,033 --> 00:50:54,344 It was the first time I saw you naked. 502 00:50:56,931 --> 00:51:00,023 - And you blushed so sweetly. - And? 503 00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:04,850 Carl-Adam... Carl-Adam, that animal laughed and said: 504 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:11,272 - "He's going to be a gynecologist." - It was really embarrassing! 505 00:51:15,908 --> 00:51:20,604 Do you remember last summer? When I had an ant on me... 506 00:51:20,871 --> 00:51:24,809 - And you helped me take it off? - Please don't talk about that. 507 00:51:24,944 --> 00:51:29,587 I was very indiscreet. I still I'm ashamed when I think about that... 508 00:51:30,247 --> 00:51:33,011 - ant. - You are a traitor! 509 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:36,604 - Me! - Yes. And besides, you're stupid. 510 00:51:36,929 --> 00:51:40,625 �Let's go to that wedding right now and the discussion is over! 511 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:44,663 - Before I hang myself. - Marianne! 512 00:51:50,568 --> 00:51:54,631 Marianne, Get up right now and get ready. 513 00:51:54,832 --> 00:51:58,409 We... you, me and him... it's... 514 00:51:59,579 --> 00:52:04,873 - They... the priest. To hell with everything. - I love you, David Ernemann. 515 00:52:05,318 --> 00:52:09,124 - I love you, Marianne. - I've been loving you for more than two years. 516 00:52:09,504 --> 00:52:10,739 I have... 517 00:52:12,775 --> 00:52:15,031 I think I'm going to start crying... 518 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:23,020 - Hold this. - We have to talk to Carl-Adam. 519 00:52:23,173 --> 00:52:27,312 - I will kill you. - Rightly so. We are the best friends. 520 00:52:28,675 --> 00:52:32,255 - First we have to have each other. - You have chosen a bad time. 521 00:52:32,381 --> 00:52:34,151 First work and then fun. 522 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,473 What a strong character! 523 00:52:37,141 --> 00:52:41,058 I'm surprised too, and lost. 524 00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:44,350 - Why did you say that? - It's the bachelor's last breath. 525 00:52:44,716 --> 00:52:48,730 - It's for life, David. - For life, Marianne. 526 00:53:08,715 --> 00:53:14,592 Dear Carl-Adam, you can't imagine how sorry I am to come here... 527 00:53:15,439 --> 00:53:21,061 and spoil your wedding. It is doubly painful to have been such friends. 528 00:53:21,171 --> 00:53:25,074 - But we love each other. - Who "us"? 529 00:53:25,344 --> 00:53:26,886 David and me. 530 00:53:31,571 --> 00:53:34,439 Congratulations to the newly engaged! 531 00:53:37,121 --> 00:53:41,012 My most sincere congratulations. 532 00:53:41,349 --> 00:53:45,237 - I'm glad you're handling it so well. - You were afraid, dog. 533 00:53:45,377 --> 00:53:50,769 - I can't deny it. - You are always so clean shaven. 534 00:53:50,912 --> 00:53:55,881 - I myself am surprised. - I understand, I understand. 535 00:53:56,515 --> 00:54:00,803 A surprised little man and who lives cleanly. 536 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,103 Scoundrel! Bunch of shit! 537 00:54:12,891 --> 00:54:14,807 Are you going to hit a woman? Sadistic! 538 00:54:16,205 --> 00:54:18,339 I'll give you something to do it for, little demon 539 00:54:20,736 --> 00:54:24,887 Peace, friends, peace. I said peace! 540 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,073 Who has been harmed? Who has justice on their side? 541 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:33,007 - In my innocence I thought well of them! - What innocence? 542 00:54:33,132 --> 00:54:36,945 All the girls you've ever had of models, horizontal and vertical! 543 00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:39,942 - Father, I beg you! - You're a damn goat! 544 00:54:40,033 --> 00:54:42,258 - Pig! - Green old man! 545 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:48,212 I was going to marry that hag. Father, I am a man of peace. 546 00:54:48,446 --> 00:54:54,785 Kiss me where my back loses its name! Has everyone seen this brand? 547 00:54:55,857 --> 00:55:00,133 I did it when I forced myself to climb the Christmas tree. 548 00:55:00,259 --> 00:55:03,839 - I protest, those are insults! - You protest! 549 00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:08,066 �A kick in the ass is what you need, huge ball of suet! 550 00:55:08,393 --> 00:55:11,031 Excuse me, Father. "I have been a housewife... 551 00:55:11,152 --> 00:55:14,513 for 3 years to that king of the bars! 552 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:18,904 �Marianne do that, Marianne do that the other! Mend my socks... 553 00:55:19,602 --> 00:55:24,628 This food is for pigs, get out of it bed and make coffee, I'll give you a kiss... 554 00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:30,561 It is an honor for you to serve me, to the best sculptor in the world. 555 00:55:30,968 --> 00:55:34,961 I, who will sit at the right hand of God and talk to Michelangelo... 556 00:55:35,309 --> 00:55:38,745 - I've never said that! - You were drunk! 557 00:55:39,065 --> 00:55:42,514 You were always drunk. Even at our wedding! 558 00:55:42,663 --> 00:55:47,556 I was sober when it started the wedding, right, friends? 559 00:55:47,752 --> 00:55:52,243 You've never been sober, nor have your friends been either. 560 00:55:52,702 --> 00:55:56,052 I have ironed your pants for the last time. 561 00:55:56,258 --> 00:55:59,846 And I've let you paint my bust for really the last time. 562 00:55:59,972 --> 00:56:02,806 �And I shit on your art, 563 00:56:03,017 --> 00:56:09,059 your immortality, your cockiness and your Completely stupid masculinity! 564 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:16,302 �I'm really pissed off for your regrets! 565 00:56:17,289 --> 00:56:22,424 Who took you out of poverty? Who made you famous with his unmatched art? 566 00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:26,340 Me! "You're not even worthy of sucking my... Excuse me, Father... 567 00:56:26,679 --> 00:56:28,296 ...the soles of the feet! 568 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:35,680 I have given you a house, food, liquor! I have been like a father these years! 569 00:56:36,169 --> 00:56:41,922 Marianne, you reward me badly. But the ingratitude is the reward of the world. 570 00:56:42,578 --> 00:56:48,554 I have raised a snake in my chest. Two snakes, in fact! 571 00:56:57,075 --> 00:57:02,093 Get out of here or I'll kill you and your friend from there! 572 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,528 I will take everything that is mine! 573 00:57:15,794 --> 00:57:18,382 �Take your plates, and then, get out of here! 574 00:57:24,325 --> 00:57:28,080 I won't forget this, damn camel! 575 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,696 "You don't think there has already been enough fight? 576 00:58:23,122 --> 00:58:26,508 What a woman, my friends, what a woman! 577 00:58:28,114 --> 00:58:31,465 Let the party continue. Damn, the bottles aren't empty. 578 00:58:31,577 --> 00:58:37,011 Please take what you want. There will be no more fights, it's over. 579 00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:42,572 Don't stay there with your good intentions. Come, Father. 580 00:58:43,069 --> 00:58:46,605 Sorry, brother, I've warmed up a little. 581 00:58:50,021 --> 00:58:53,064 Yes, in the name of God. 582 00:59:02,477 --> 00:59:03,871 Tickets, please. 583 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:09,064 Thank you. 584 00:59:18,648 --> 00:59:25,200 Well... what children we were thinking that it would last a lifetime. 585 00:59:25,725 --> 00:59:29,765 It is the sad experience of all lovers, Marianne. 586 00:59:30,165 --> 00:59:32,683 The impossibility of eternal love. 587 00:59:33,212 --> 00:59:37,627 If that's what you think, I don't see why. You want to continue our marriage. 588 00:59:38,363 --> 00:59:41,282 - I'm afraid. - Oh, you're scared. 589 00:59:42,233 --> 00:59:47,647 I'm going to tell you what your fear is. You are afraid of your selfish loneliness... 590 00:59:47,758 --> 00:59:51,633 and you try to appeal to my instinct maternal and my mercy. 591 00:59:52,033 --> 00:59:55,358 It's awkward being single, right? 592 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,886 Don't try any sentimentality, You're only going to waste energy. 593 00:59:59,002 --> 01:00:03,200 Stop being so cool. You are wrong too. 594 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:07,106 Your flight to Copenhagen is a sign of your bad mental state. 595 01:00:07,222 --> 01:00:12,384 She will never be a wife again. I'm tired of playing that role. 596 01:00:13,248 --> 01:00:15,053 Besides, it's a bad role. 597 01:00:15,275 --> 01:00:18,906 Well, she's still single until you die. 598 01:00:19,299 --> 01:00:23,472 Every day will begin with an aria about your beauty and your charm. 599 01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:28,392 At dinner I will give you flowers on my knees, every night I will draw energy... 600 01:00:28,563 --> 01:00:33,229 to be the passionate lover. We'll see how long you can last that life. 601 01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:37,992 You could have once spoken of my beauty, having given me a flower... 602 01:00:38,161 --> 01:00:42,806 and once you could have made me love for me instead of your newspaper. 603 01:00:43,069 --> 01:00:48,507 Having told me that I was the best lover of the world, even if it is a lie. 604 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:55,847 Why did we never play, David? 605 01:00:56,130 --> 01:01:01,090 �You cannot represent a small comedy from time to time? 606 01:01:01,597 --> 01:01:04,270 Not in a country with eleven winter months a year... 607 01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:08,678 and a husband who is ashamed of the thinness of his arms and his belly. 608 01:01:09,191 --> 01:01:13,945 One has no energy in an environment as crude and oppressive as this one. 609 01:01:14,145 --> 01:01:18,658 Well... then it doesn't seem like that there is much to do. 610 01:01:19,082 --> 01:01:21,571 Look at that bitterness! 611 01:01:24,899 --> 01:01:30,342 I want us to live in the real world. I have no imagination for comedies. 612 01:01:30,557 --> 01:01:36,088 It makes me ashamed when you want Let's dance samba in the living room. 613 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:42,152 - What if the children see us? - Yes, it is true that they have separated us. 614 01:01:42,258 --> 01:01:45,509 - The other way around! - Yes, I have been too maternal. 615 01:01:45,629 --> 01:01:49,599 - You've been jealous. - Jealous of children? No. 616 01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:53,316 Why not? Your lover has been taken away from you. 617 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:55,331 Marianne, you are being indecent. 618 01:01:55,513 --> 01:02:01,463 - I want a home with you and the children. - Men are so conventional. 619 01:02:01,897 --> 01:02:07,476 - The best moments were alone. - I'm not that kind of man. 620 01:02:07,573 --> 01:02:10,731 - You're just that kind of man. - No. 621 01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,105 - Yes! - No! 622 01:02:17,628 --> 01:02:18,827 Yes. 623 01:02:25,850 --> 01:02:29,911 The worst thing will be to tell your parents about divorce. 624 01:02:30,399 --> 01:02:33,031 Yes, we can't keep up appearances much longer. 625 01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:36,208 They have been together for 50 years. 626 01:02:37,409 --> 01:02:39,974 - I have often wondered... - Me too. 627 01:02:40,673 --> 01:02:45,178 - Do you remember just a year ago? - Grandpa's birthday? 628 01:02:45,965 --> 01:02:50,833 - We were still happy. - Waking up in the morning... 629 01:03:09,233 --> 01:03:10,702 It's morning! 630 01:03:38,794 --> 01:03:40,284 �What time is it? 631 01:03:44,235 --> 01:03:45,562 �What is it? 632 01:04:09,634 --> 01:04:13,113 Good morning. I was just checking to see if you were awake 633 01:04:13,372 --> 01:04:18,827 This is nonsense. �It is necessary wake him up with breakfast? 634 01:04:19,130 --> 01:04:22,859 You already know that dad likes our way to celebrate your birthday. 635 01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:27,171 He woke up at 3 to change pajamas and brushing your teeth. 636 01:04:27,302 --> 01:04:30,556 He likes to see us suffer, I bet something. 637 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:36,316 - Don't be a child and get dressed. - My God, am I 42 years old or what? 638 01:04:36,428 --> 01:04:38,267 When you are at home, you will be our son, 639 01:04:38,409 --> 01:04:41,137 even if you were the Emperor of China. 640 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:52,905 You're going to try to be a little nice today. Will you do it? 641 01:04:53,149 --> 01:04:56,555 You know how much they like it your parents to have us here. 642 01:04:57,423 --> 01:05:00,484 "He wants to put me in a dress" with flowers on my head! 643 01:05:00,611 --> 01:05:05,319 - Do what grandma says, honey. - Pelle will annoy me all day! 644 01:05:05,437 --> 01:05:09,381 - The dresses look very good on you. - Well? I look crazy! 645 01:05:09,476 --> 01:05:13,729 Nix, if you wear the dress, I will wear the flowers on the head, okay? 646 01:05:17,136 --> 01:05:19,984 If I only had a little sense of humor! 647 01:05:20,261 --> 01:05:23,895 You had so much humor when Did you talk to grandma... 648 01:05:32,992 --> 01:05:36,102 Grandma, look what I draw I made it so nice for grandpa. 649 01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:41,485 This is magnificent. What is it supposed to be? 650 01:05:41,661 --> 01:05:46,972 - Don't you see it? - It's dad with a swimming cap and underwear. 651 01:05:47,365 --> 01:05:51,756 It's not that. It's the Avenger chasing werewolves in the jungle. 652 01:05:52,023 --> 01:05:56,548 Oh yes? Nix... 653 01:05:56,693 --> 01:05:59,580 - You have a stain on your dress. - It was Tax. 654 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:04,373 Your new dress! When will you learn to be careful? 655 01:06:04,692 --> 01:06:09,446 - When will you stop being like a boy? - I want to be a boy, not a girl! 656 01:06:09,616 --> 01:06:12,747 "I don't want to celebrate any birthdays or wear dresses! 657 01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:16,246 I don't want to live, I want to sit in the apple tree. 658 01:06:16,434 --> 01:06:19,810 I don't want Pelle to make fun of me. Don't make fun of me! 659 01:06:20,123 --> 01:06:23,320 - Children! - He started! 660 01:06:23,529 --> 01:06:27,999 Be good, guys, if you want to hit each other Do it back there, so we don't see you. 661 01:06:28,487 --> 01:06:33,005 - Don't talk nonsense! - This one for you, Pelle... You take that one... 662 01:06:33,152 --> 01:06:38,790 No, don't take that... No, it's for Nix. No, I'll take that one. Take... 663 01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:41,683 - It's hot! - It's not hot, don't be whiny. 664 01:06:50,845 --> 01:06:53,803 Sam, come and sing for the Professor. 665 01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,934 I'm coming, As you wish, madam. 666 01:06:58,174 --> 01:07:03,826 - I was going to go prepare the car. - No, you have to celebrate with us. 667 01:07:04,141 --> 01:07:08,439 I will carry the roses and Sam will carry the tray. 668 01:07:08,789 --> 01:07:12,862 Well, and you can bring the cake, because the tray is too heavy. 669 01:07:13,013 --> 01:07:17,458 Come on, let's all go. There we go. 670 01:07:20,131 --> 01:07:22,627 Don't push, guys. 671 01:07:27,484 --> 01:07:32,353 We are here to congratulate you, because this is your date 672 01:07:32,742 --> 01:07:36,256 We have the honor, we have the honor of participating 673 01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:40,138 We wish him to live, we wish him to live 674 01:07:40,463 --> 01:07:44,012 We wish you to live until he turns one hundred years old 675 01:07:44,342 --> 01:07:47,971 We wish him to live, we wish him to live 676 01:07:48,308 --> 01:07:53,052 We wish you to live until he turns one hundred years old 677 01:07:53,984 --> 01:07:57,904 Congratulations on your 73rd birthday birthday, Henrik. 678 01:07:58,447 --> 01:08:01,844 - Congratulations, grandfather. - Congratulations. 679 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:06,310 - Congratulations. - What is this infernal noise? 680 01:08:06,669 --> 01:08:09,864 - Is the house burning? - Look what a pretty cake! 681 01:08:10,763 --> 01:08:14,740 What are you trying to do? harassing an old man while... 682 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:19,348 is approaching the edge of his grave? Congratulate each other, better. 683 01:08:19,506 --> 01:08:22,996 We will do it, Henrik. Try to be good. 684 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,377 You move me, I am delighted. 685 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:31,233 I can't stand this little one discomfort for your grandmother, 686 01:08:31,345 --> 01:08:35,815 because I know you love them these holidays. 687 01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:39,822 Henrik, I think you you have changed your pajamas. 688 01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:44,843 Ah, I see, yes... I had a little insomnia... 689 01:08:45,228 --> 01:08:48,670 I think it's cooler with clean pajamas... 690 01:08:56,745 --> 01:08:58,626 Get ahead, mom will sit here. 691 01:08:58,738 --> 01:09:00,495 I want to sit in front. 692 01:09:01,796 --> 01:09:06,692 You can sit here. No, you can sit up front later. 693 01:09:10,557 --> 01:09:14,752 - So everyone is happy. - Well, let's go. 694 01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:20,891 - Wait! Are you wearing long underwear? - Yes... I'll take them. 695 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:24,210 You are a little liar, You are wearing shorts. 696 01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:28,210 No... We can leave to discuss this topic... 697 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:32,210 in front of the children, nephews and servants? 698 01:09:32,341 --> 01:09:38,002 - Roll up your sleeves so I can see it. - Okay, I'm wearing shorts. 699 01:09:40,071 --> 01:09:44,742 - Today is my birthday. - Tomorrow you will suffer, and we with you. 700 01:09:45,010 --> 01:09:48,409 If you don't change right now, I'm not going. 701 01:09:48,489 --> 01:09:52,181 But it's my birthday. 702 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:55,778 You already heard me. Come on. 703 01:09:57,796 --> 01:10:00,254 Hurry up. 704 01:10:00,592 --> 01:10:04,067 The fines are in the second drawer of the furniture. 705 01:10:04,179 --> 01:10:09,551 - Yes, yes! - Go help him or he will throw the furniture. 706 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:16,130 Look how he runs. When to learn to be a little more feminine? 707 01:10:17,159 --> 01:10:20,390 This long johns nonsense... 708 01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:24,302 - Wait, grandfather. They are here. - Ah, ah... 709 01:10:24,629 --> 01:10:27,033 - Here they are. - Thank you, sweetheart. 710 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:34,765 Well, you like to stay with grandpa and grandma? 711 01:10:34,876 --> 01:10:39,757 - Grandma tells me to be more of a girl. - Don't worry, Nix. 712 01:10:39,866 --> 01:10:45,179 Grandma is a great reformer of people. 713 01:10:45,735 --> 01:10:49,877 What do you want to be when you grow up? 714 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:53,057 - A polar researcher! - Wow! 715 01:10:53,169 --> 01:10:56,508 - There are no people there. - Do you like people that little? 716 01:10:56,721 --> 01:11:00,775 - Everyone wants to bring you down. - That's part of everything, you understand? 717 01:11:01,104 --> 01:11:06,749 - Grandpa, aren't you afraid of dying? - No not at all. 718 01:11:06,951 --> 01:11:11,853 - Do you believe in God? - If God is all that life is, 719 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,844 So I believe in God. I believe in this life, 720 01:11:16,259 --> 01:11:19,417 in the next and in all kinds of lives. 721 01:11:19,513 --> 01:11:24,943 -And what happens with death? - Death is a part of life. 722 01:11:25,438 --> 01:11:30,054 Imagine how boring it would be if everything were always the same. 723 01:11:32,909 --> 01:11:36,980 That's why there is death, to give new life... 724 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:42,397 for all eternity. Imagine how hard it would be for me... 725 01:11:42,656 --> 01:11:47,066 always go in underwear long for a hundred thousand years. 726 01:11:47,555 --> 01:11:53,154 It sounds simple now, but when I'm alone, it's horrible and complicated. 727 01:11:53,248 --> 01:11:58,780 It is understandable that the human child be afraid and worry. 728 01:11:59,297 --> 01:12:05,129 It's only when you're as old as me when you start to understand life. 729 01:12:05,249 --> 01:12:09,128 - Why is it like this? - Everything has a beginning, 730 01:12:09,565 --> 01:12:15,911 a development and a conclusion. Maybe this life is a beginning. 731 01:12:16,391 --> 01:12:18,183 Shall we go back to the others? 732 01:12:19,729 --> 01:12:22,562 - Grandpa! - Hurry up or grandma will growl. 733 01:12:22,859 --> 01:12:27,410 Here is your birthday gift. I wanted to give it to you alone. 734 01:12:27,784 --> 01:12:29,458 I have done it myself. 735 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:46,776 Sam, you have to start it. The Professor will be angry. 736 01:12:47,148 --> 01:12:52,142 It's worse than if I were sick. Run, the Professor is coming. 737 01:12:52,529 --> 01:12:56,072 - What do we do? - Has something happened? 738 01:12:56,248 --> 01:12:59,846 You have a patient face with stomach ulcer. 739 01:12:59,927 --> 01:13:04,595 Don't be angry. The car does not start and Sam can't find the fault. 740 01:13:04,865 --> 01:13:08,740 Ah, that's all? Can you give me the key? 741 01:13:08,871 --> 01:13:14,509 -The whole birthday is ruined. - They may find the bug now. 742 01:13:14,814 --> 01:13:18,324 - David will assist me. - And now he's going to operate! 743 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,519 �It could be an abscess in the carburetor? 744 01:13:24,438 --> 01:13:28,789 Take this... and this... 745 01:13:29,136 --> 01:13:31,475 And this... 746 01:13:32,602 --> 01:13:37,848 I'll give you a drink now that you will never forget. 747 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:43,434 If it doesn't bring you back to life... We will fill out the death certificate. 748 01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:47,581 I would recommend rest in a garage for a month or two. 749 01:13:49,463 --> 01:13:53,151 - Your time has come. - It was a quick ending. 750 01:13:55,543 --> 01:13:59,303 Nothing to do. We will stay at home. 751 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:02,320 I'm sorry, ladies, We have to cancel the excursion. 752 01:14:02,983 --> 01:14:08,105 This is... Sam, you have done an excellent job. 753 01:14:08,824 --> 01:14:12,324 The car collapse has been totally realistic. 754 01:14:13,127 --> 01:14:17,931 - But the lady will be sad. - Listen to me both. 755 01:14:18,131 --> 01:14:21,902 For 49 birthdays... 756 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:26,458 I have suffered picnics in the countryside. 757 01:14:26,906 --> 01:14:32,765 Only the last few years have I learned the trick. Let the car break down. 758 01:14:33,736 --> 01:14:37,000 I have a wonderful idea. Sam! 759 01:14:37,962 --> 01:14:43,342 Harness the horses. we will go in a carriage like in our youth. 760 01:14:43,467 --> 01:14:46,691 - Isn't it charming? - Right now. 761 01:14:47,173 --> 01:14:50,916 And so grandpa will have the excursion who has waited so long. 762 01:14:51,043 --> 01:14:53,628 Isn't that lovely, Henrik? 763 01:14:55,193 --> 01:14:57,031 Charming... 764 01:16:55,689 --> 01:16:59,418 - Do you still love me? - That's a stupid question. 765 01:16:59,554 --> 01:17:02,249 - Reply. - I love you. 766 01:17:02,909 --> 01:17:06,632 - As long as fifteen years ago? - More. 767 01:17:07,332 --> 01:17:10,883 - Imagine that it would end someday. -How could that happen? 768 01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:15,149 �You never feel attracted� by any woman in your consultation? 769 01:17:15,262 --> 01:17:20,123 - Dear Marianne, are you jealous? - No, answer my question. 770 01:17:20,437 --> 01:17:24,585 None is as beautiful as you. Really. 771 01:17:25,150 --> 01:17:29,901 No one smiles like you, they have skin so adorable, smells so good... 772 01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:34,198 - Yes, but what if...? - I'm too lazy, Marianne. 773 01:17:34,707 --> 01:17:39,642 - When you have something good, you avoid problems. - Sometimes I get scared. 774 01:17:40,593 --> 01:17:45,309 - One cannot be as happy as me. - You could also fall in love. 775 01:17:45,474 --> 01:17:48,848 -Would you get jealous? - Terribly. 776 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:55,796 When you walk away from me, just during a day or a short trip, 777 01:17:56,266 --> 01:18:00,191 I feel empty inside. I feel... 778 01:18:00,688 --> 01:18:04,755 I feel like I'm getting smaller and gray and everything died around me. 779 01:18:05,212 --> 01:18:09,954 - Isn't it strange? - What do you want more than anything? 780 01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:17,106 Let things stay as they are. Let nothing change. 781 01:18:19,818 --> 01:18:23,154 - And then... - Tell me. 782 01:18:25,244 --> 01:18:29,039 -Can't we have another baby? - But Marianne... 783 01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:32,247 A small, small one... 784 01:18:32,588 --> 01:18:36,386 It wouldn't cause you any inconvenience, I promise you. 785 01:18:36,868 --> 01:18:43,503 - It would be so fun. - But Marianne. You and me... we... 786 01:18:43,645 --> 01:18:48,128 Sometimes my body really needs a baby. 787 01:18:48,904 --> 01:18:54,073 Imagine the smell. Imagine holding that life kicking... 788 01:18:54,161 --> 01:18:58,401 and let it nibble and suck the breast. 789 01:19:00,088 --> 01:19:03,777 I get goosebumps just talking about it. 790 01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:10,272 - If it were up to you, we would have 10. - Is there something wrong with that? 791 01:19:10,628 --> 01:19:13,403 Where would my lover be? 792 01:19:19,992 --> 01:19:22,401 You really are very sweet. 793 01:19:23,189 --> 01:19:27,277 - What would you like most? - You won't laugh? 794 01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:32,997 - Fiance. - Well, I would like a diving bell. 795 01:19:33,197 --> 01:19:38,011 I would descend through the tropical waters looking for sunken treasures. 796 01:19:38,297 --> 01:19:40,929 And I would fight with sharks and octopuses. 797 01:19:42,235 --> 01:19:46,026 - I see... - You couldn't stop laughing. 798 01:19:46,308 --> 01:19:51,126 -And where would I be on that adventure? - Well, you... 799 01:19:51,983 --> 01:19:56,061 you would be present... on the boat and helping. 800 01:19:56,616 --> 01:19:59,068 My child is blushing! 801 01:20:00,245 --> 01:20:02,462 You have a way of retreating... 802 01:20:44,137 --> 01:20:47,463 - What are you doing? - I love you. 803 01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:52,300 I have always loved you and I will love you for all eternity. 804 01:20:53,176 --> 01:20:54,617 Amen. 805 01:20:58,836 --> 01:21:00,760 Malm� Central next. 806 01:21:03,610 --> 01:21:08,025 It's easy to be with your wife on a train and say: we are getting divorced. 807 01:21:08,198 --> 01:21:12,450 - Thank you for the 15 years. Goodbye. - You haven't hesitated. 808 01:21:12,606 --> 01:21:16,879 I didn't know I lacked cruelty to finish it. 809 01:21:17,030 --> 01:21:21,546 Always you! I didn't have the cruelty, but you taught me. 810 01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:25,069 I refuse to return of the repentant sinner. 811 01:21:25,266 --> 01:21:29,803 I have taken my life and that of the children in my hands I don't need you. 812 01:21:30,066 --> 01:21:34,444 - We need each other just as before. - No. Now I'm older, 813 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:38,425 - I decide who I play with. - That damned Carl-Adam! 814 01:21:49,971 --> 01:21:53,627 Hello, my girl! Hello, my girl! 815 01:21:54,186 --> 01:21:57,662 Excuse me. How much have I thought of you and I've missed you! 816 01:21:59,094 --> 01:22:03,865 - Vegetables. Surprised? -How did you know I was coming on this train? 817 01:22:04,034 --> 01:22:08,450 - We had met in Copenhagen. - You sent a telegram, remember? 818 01:22:08,917 --> 01:22:13,249 - Have you seen my husband? - Damn, is he here? Yes, there it is. 819 01:22:13,407 --> 01:22:18,442 I almost don't recognize him. Old friend! Wow, you are very emaciated! 820 01:22:18,523 --> 01:22:23,633 We met on the train and Very strange as it may sound, I was going to Copenhagen. 821 01:22:23,714 --> 01:22:27,987 What a wonderful idea! The wife, the lover and the husband... 822 01:22:28,137 --> 01:22:33,329 floating on top of a big wave. Come on, friends. You can take that. 823 01:22:43,912 --> 01:22:45,981 - Health. - Health. 824 01:22:48,586 --> 01:22:52,356 Marianne says that now you are sober for several days in a row. 825 01:22:52,483 --> 01:22:56,358 Yes, I haven't had a drop since... When the hell was it? 826 01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:59,895 - I'm impressed. - Sure, but tonight is a party. 827 01:23:00,136 --> 01:23:04,276 Cheers, David, my old friend. Hello, Marianne, my daughter. 828 01:23:04,385 --> 01:23:08,494 - So you're back. - Women are realistic, 829 01:23:08,631 --> 01:23:12,534 - they choose the strongest. - Yes, I have some muscles... Touch them. 830 01:23:16,185 --> 01:23:20,749 - I was referring to the strong in spirit. - Yes, of course. 831 01:23:21,444 --> 01:23:25,517 You create immortal forms of art that will be discovered in 2000 years. 832 01:23:25,767 --> 01:23:30,953 - They will say: "This is a Carl-Adam." - You're being ironic, but it's true. 833 01:23:31,225 --> 01:23:35,574 Women love big guys artists. Right, Marianne? 834 01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:38,663 What? Sure, honey, we do. 835 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:41,767 you are perfect, controlled by your own power. 836 01:23:42,103 --> 01:23:47,340 Exact. Some people are 50% or less, I'm at least 95%. 837 01:23:47,633 --> 01:23:51,061 - By the way, shall we take another one? - Health. 838 01:23:57,725 --> 01:24:00,264 - It swings, right? - Are you getting dizzy? 839 01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:02,737 Me! Have you gone crazy? 840 01:24:03,984 --> 01:24:05,334 Forgive me. 841 01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,157 That's an old sailor! 842 01:24:34,430 --> 01:24:39,709 Goodbye, David, thanks for the company. Marianne is a little tired. 843 01:24:40,104 --> 01:24:43,298 - You understand. - Sure, Carl-Adam. 844 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,720 Thanks to you for the company. Very nice. 845 01:24:47,209 --> 01:24:49,618 - Goodbye, David. - Goodbye, Marianne. 846 01:24:50,171 --> 01:24:52,458 - Goodbye, David. - Goodbye, Carl-Adam. 847 01:24:55,252 --> 01:24:59,156 - What I said... - Yes, what was said. 848 01:24:59,397 --> 01:25:04,343 - Goodbye, David. - Why don't we take the last one? 849 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:07,858 This doesn't happen very often to give your wife to a friend. 850 01:25:07,892 --> 01:25:12,434 Give him back, give him back, brother... Marianne can decide. 851 01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:15,313 No, you decide. 852 01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:20,471 We shouldn't entertain David a lot, he must have things to do. 853 01:25:21,077 --> 01:25:24,458 Maybe a drink isn't a bad idea. 854 01:25:24,957 --> 01:25:30,309 Promise me to go to a dirty place, I want to see something exciting. 855 01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:36,147 A little immoral, something a little sinful... 856 01:25:39,304 --> 01:25:42,194 - Let whoever can understand them. - I don't. 857 01:25:42,294 --> 01:25:45,400 Driver? To the port. 858 01:26:11,812 --> 01:26:14,973 - So you're getting married? - Get married? 859 01:26:15,215 --> 01:26:19,259 - We're not crazy. Who said it? - Marianne said it. 860 01:26:19,421 --> 01:26:23,900 Marianne is an independent woman, It is not bourgeois at all. 861 01:26:26,561 --> 01:26:29,502 That suits you, seen as you like the countryside. 862 01:26:29,598 --> 01:26:34,007 That doesn't exist. only men Powerless are faithful. 863 01:26:34,151 --> 01:26:37,239 -And their wives surely deceive them. - Cheers! 864 01:26:37,384 --> 01:26:39,390 - Cheers! - Cheers, Carl-Adam. 865 01:26:47,198 --> 01:26:50,327 - Shall we dance? - We haven't done it in 10 years. 866 01:26:50,441 --> 01:26:52,022 Well, it's about time. 867 01:27:03,415 --> 01:27:08,248 A "galloping volcano" for the Lord of glasses. For me a bottle of whiskey. 868 01:27:15,017 --> 01:27:17,317 -Carl-Adam! - Lise! 869 01:27:18,173 --> 01:27:21,408 - How long! - Oh my God, Lise! 870 01:27:21,761 --> 01:27:26,809 - You bloom every year. - But business is bad. 871 01:27:28,177 --> 01:27:31,527 - It was different in our times. -Carl-Adam... 872 01:27:33,577 --> 01:27:38,163 Listen, you got me to help with one thing. 873 01:27:39,445 --> 01:27:43,524 - Do you see the man with the glasses? - And the long nose? 874 01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:44,842 Dancing there... 875 01:27:48,458 --> 01:27:53,155 - He's very attractive. - No tact. He's courting my girlfriend. 876 01:27:54,927 --> 01:27:59,364 - You're engaged! - No, no... Shut up! 877 01:28:01,769 --> 01:28:05,780 I want you to take care of him, get him out of the way. He is very shy, 878 01:28:06,036 --> 01:28:09,407 so I asked for a "volcano". His name is David. 879 01:28:10,184 --> 01:28:14,542 Answer me honestly. How did you know I was coming? 880 01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:19,492 - Sam spied on you for me. -And you sent him a telegram? 881 01:28:20,574 --> 01:28:24,627 - Why did you do that? - I'm not going to leave you alone for even 5 minutes. 882 01:28:25,027 --> 01:28:29,026 - Even if I have to sleep in your bed. - Are you crazy? What's wrong with you? 883 01:28:29,155 --> 01:28:32,138 This... dance excites me. 884 01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:45,794 David, haven't you seen me? It's good that you are here. 885 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:49,011 - It's been so long. - What? 886 01:28:49,468 --> 01:28:51,805 Give your Lise a kiss. 887 01:28:52,222 --> 01:28:55,976 How nice that David too has found company. 888 01:28:56,454 --> 01:29:00,146 - Don't you think? - She seems to be an old acquaintance. 889 01:29:04,951 --> 01:29:08,726 - Wow! - Aren't you thirsty, David? 890 01:29:08,963 --> 01:29:13,566 - Ah! Are you a patient? - You could say. 891 01:29:13,881 --> 01:29:17,735 -And what do you work on? - I'm a teacher. 892 01:29:17,870 --> 01:29:22,043 - I see... Really? - Do you want me to give you a class? 893 01:29:22,393 --> 01:29:25,669 What do you give... sorry, do you teach? 894 01:29:25,981 --> 01:29:30,189 Of love, of course... What did you think? 895 01:29:35,204 --> 01:29:36,895 I wonder how Marianne is doing. 896 01:29:42,465 --> 01:29:45,901 I'm a square head, Lise, did you know? Cheers! 897 01:29:46,021 --> 01:29:48,730 Cheers, as you say. 898 01:30:04,874 --> 01:30:07,871 - It's not very strong. - No, it's medicine. 899 01:30:08,289 --> 01:30:11,423 - A love potion? - Yes, it's very good. 900 01:30:11,802 --> 01:30:14,919 One more. It's very very good. 901 01:30:15,123 --> 01:30:19,605 Will you give me the recipe? It warms my knees too. 902 01:30:24,472 --> 01:30:27,528 I have lost my glasses. Why have I done that? 903 01:30:28,211 --> 01:30:30,770 I have a little animal on my head. 904 01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:33,802 You are better off without glasses. 905 01:30:34,669 --> 01:30:38,986 Listen, my girl, you are incredibly beautiful... 906 01:30:41,430 --> 01:30:44,546 But you shouldn't put your hair up. It should fall freely, 907 01:30:44,850 --> 01:30:48,878 like some quick about your beautiful shoulders. Like this. 908 01:30:51,028 --> 01:30:52,264 Shall we dance? 909 01:30:52,464 --> 01:30:54,392 I have a little animal on my head. 910 01:30:55,827 --> 01:31:00,292 - Shall we dance? No? - Yes. 911 01:31:11,475 --> 01:31:14,229 - Kiss me, David. - What did you say? 912 01:31:14,939 --> 01:31:16,782 Kiss me, David! 913 01:31:18,195 --> 01:31:21,872 I have to take off my jacket first. Make way! 914 01:31:22,159 --> 01:31:25,905 I'm going to kiss the girl most beautiful in Denmark! 915 01:31:26,819 --> 01:31:32,458 Not even King Frederik could stand in the way! Make way, I need a lot of room. 916 01:31:35,371 --> 01:31:36,526 hello! 917 01:32:32,348 --> 01:32:33,689 The police! 918 01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:47,573 Let me go! I'll make mincemeat of her! 919 01:32:47,839 --> 01:32:53,434 You wait! Let me go! Let me go! 920 01:33:15,206 --> 01:33:17,913 I could scream! 921 01:33:28,444 --> 01:33:33,751 How could you kiss that monkey? disgusting, unpleasant and vulgar? 922 01:33:34,035 --> 01:33:38,487 And in front of me! So that That's what all your promises are worth. 923 01:33:38,643 --> 01:33:43,633 Everything about the train! You are a brute, unfaithful, selfish and cruel. 924 01:33:43,816 --> 01:33:47,373 - I could break your neck! - Are you jealous? 925 01:33:47,467 --> 01:33:53,662 Jealous! Don't touch me! I am cold, angry and depressed. 926 01:33:53,898 --> 01:33:57,174 If there was water here I would drown. 927 01:33:57,285 --> 01:34:02,164 - There is deep water to your left. - First I'll hit you! 928 01:34:09,173 --> 01:34:12,365 - Stop whining! - I'm not whining, I'm angry! 929 01:34:12,470 --> 01:34:15,991 Dear Marianne, what a day What a night we had. 930 01:34:16,558 --> 01:34:20,236 I'm very sleepy, That's why I'm whining. 931 01:34:21,256 --> 01:34:24,488 Well... ah, ah... 932 01:34:27,532 --> 01:34:31,207 I have been looking for them throughout the city. 933 01:34:37,673 --> 01:34:39,067 Everything is ready. 934 01:34:42,473 --> 01:34:46,603 - Where are we going? - Drive! 935 01:35:10,389 --> 01:35:13,561 David, were you so sure? 936 01:35:13,770 --> 01:35:16,910 A good strategist has to foresee all the possibilities. 937 01:35:48,289 --> 01:35:51,367 DO NOT DISTURB! 938 01:36:21,472 --> 01:36:24,169 SILENCE! A LESSON OF LOVE